knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.
This is my favourite thing ever.
Merry: confused awe
Frodo: confused awe
Sam: confused awe
Pippin: finally i’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants
so accurate i am choking on my carrot. this is making me giggle harder than it should. I love Pippin so much.
I don’t think there will come time when I’m not reblogging this. Sorry guys.
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
acting cool around ur crush
Do you ever just stop and think
Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
hey could you pass me one of those snoods
not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass